Man clearly responsible says he doesn’t smell anything


Despite all evidence to the contrary, Trent swore up and down this morning that he couldn’t smell a thing. With a look of disbelief, Trent promised he had no idea what everyone was talking about. And he had the gall to continue. “I don’t know what to say, I can’t smell it”, he said in the face of every possible indicator, each pointing to him as the culprit, “I’m being for real.” At press time Trent’s friends decided to drop it, even though the smell was really bad.

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