More and more middle aged mothers masturbating to articles about sexting

One Mum getting into the mood.One Mum getting into the mood.

A study released yesterday has revealed a startling new trend which will make many rethink their enthusiasm towards technology. According to La Trobe University research, more than 50% of women that have children and are aged between 40 and 65 regularly masturbate to articles about the prevalence of sexting, the different kinds of sexts and the number of teenagers who sext. Though most perceived the public’s appetite for stories relating to the sexual behaviour of teenagers as based on moral outrage, scientists have discovered the driving force behind the popularity is actually their consistent arousal of middle-aged women.

“They just can’t get enough,” explained research head Don Warner, “these Mums are crazy for this sexting stuff like we’ve never seen. The numbers are staggering.” Dr Warner was able to elaborate further about the different ways Mums masturbate to sexting references in print and online media. “Unsurprisingly, most masturbating about sexting occurs in the bedroom, at just over 40%,” he confirmed. “More startlingly though, was our discovery that over 20% of the sexting masturbation happens outdoors. We think this indicates that some Mums just cannot control themselves when they are confronted with sexting and have to get their rocks off right then and there.” Scientists have said that the phenomenon is so widespread that, in future, society will have to come to accept it as normal behaviour amongst the Mum population.

 

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