Scientists discover gay Gene

There he is!There he is!

Years of extensive research finally paid off yesterday afternoon when scientists confirmed the existence of a gay Gene. First reports indicate that the Gene was discovered at his desk job in Sydney, Australia, apparently completely oblivious to the huge efforts that led to his recovery. After a few simple questions authenticated the Gene as belonging to the gay variety, photographs were sent back to the laboratory for further testing. Experts are not yet sure what can be drawn from the long-awaited breakthrough, though they hope it could one day revolutionise our understanding of human Genes in general. When examined, the homosexual Gene expressed surprise at the large number of both laypeople and members of the scientific community who doubted his existence. “I’ve been right here all along,” he said, “but feel free to come by and say hello if you have any other questions.”

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