There’s almost no consolation at a time like this. The future of the world seems as uncertain as it has for decades.
All we could think to do was search Twitter for examples of Trump supporters falling over, being chased by geese… things of that nature. Here’s what we found. We’ve broken the tweets up into categories, and hope they can help you through this trying time.
I really want Trump to win Florida
— Britt. (@BritArmstrong23) November 9, 2016
people still trying to piss me off in different ways because i voted for trump
— Madison Miller (@madisonmills28) November 14, 2016
Ugh only fitting I accidentally hit my head on the wall. Sums up my disastrous night.
— Madison Miller (@madisonmills28) February 23, 2016
I voted for Trump, no I'm not a bigot racist homophobic & whatever else you want to call me. You don't know me. I practice John 13:34 daily
— Ortega Joe (@djcontracting) November 13, 2016
Sucks when you slip and fall on ice while salting one of my parking lots/sidewalks
— Ortega Joe (@djcontracting) December 30, 2013
LETS GO TRUMP ‼️‼️‼️ #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
— Ainsley Jones (@AinsMJones) November 9, 2016
I tripped down the stairs in the union, and I almost got hit by a car. How's your morning going?
— Ainsley Jones (@AinsMJones) January 20, 2016
No use saying anything positive about Trump bc apparently he's already the worst President EVER even tho nobody's given him a chance
— Blamb (@blamb97) November 9, 2016
Once I got my finger stuck in a big ass basket at Sobeys and the fire department had to come
— Blamb (@blamb97) December 30, 2015
I voted for Trump and I love this Dave Chapelle monologue. Is that allowed?
— Mark (@markymark1021) November 13, 2016
My boss told me if Charles Manson can get married, there was hope for me too. Ouch.
— Mark (@markymark1021) November 18, 2014
Majority in Senate and House is huge as well #GOP
— Mike Roekle (@roeklem) November 9, 2016
Still remember my mom's April Fools Day joke 10 years ago..she put green food coloring in my milk..she got me good
— Mike Roekle (@roeklem) April 1, 2016
Issues with birds
A bird flying in the sky just shit on me, that's how my days going..
— Da Vinci (@RyanDovichi) October 28, 2016
Im so glad a pigeon just shit on me 😒😭😠
— sophia policelli (@skpolicelli) November 8, 2014
The facts are the country is ready for change. Let's see if Trump is going to do that for us.
— Anna (@annamay29) November 9, 2016
Lily and I just got chased for a good 3 minutes by geese
— Anna (@annamay29) August 22, 2015
Another full moon? See this is why I voted for Trump
— Rollin Brummette (@Brumm_Rolls) November 15, 2016
Dude how the hell do I go through a hole roll of toilet paper in a night?
— Rollin Brummette (@Brumm_Rolls) January 16, 2016